Following is a transcript of the video. Announcer: Wouldn't you rather spend your evening in a waterbed? For a limited time, $189.99. Girl: Daddy, can I have a waterbed? Please, Daddy, can I have ...

Waterbeds, as we know them ... as either a bed or a kind of gathering space that you could have in your living room. He called it the "Pleasure Pit." So, so much for avoiding those sexual ...