They call me “the gopher.” I live in the tunnels. I have always taken harsh weather as a personal affront to my character – the deliberate handiwork of some sinister god, hell-bent on making me suffer ...

Gophers are garden pests that dig tunnels and destroy lawns, plants, and leave dirt everywhere. Differentiating gophers from groundhogs and moles can help effectively remove them from your garden.

Over the past 25 years, authorities have found 181 narco tunnels under the US-Mexican border, according to The New Yorker. Most of those have been short, narrow passages, or "gopher holes." ...