The original since 2003. Snarky cross stitch kits, patterns and supplies for the modern crafter. Mind your fingers!

"What makes Subversive Cross Stitch so amusing is that Jackson doesn’t shun the traditional bunnies, birds, hearts and flowers our grandmothers used to stitch. And nestled amid a garland of pink lilies, the word ‘fuck’ has never looked more polite and genteel."

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Could this be the world's first 3-D cross stitch kit? It's SO much better in person - comes with a pair of 3-D glasses! Design area size on 14-count material: 4.36" x 6.36"; this piece fits best in our 5" x 7" frame.

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The stitch: Our patterns are very simple and almost always require only the basic "X" stitch. In the pattern, you may see some straight lines in the design--stitch those exactly as they are on the chart. They're like half-stitches. Remember, cross stitch is a lot like connect the dots!

The original since 2003. Snarky cross stitch kits, patterns and supplies for the modern crafter. Mind your fingers!

In Heaven, everything is fine. If you've never seen David Lynch explain and diagram Transcendental Meditation, look it up!

The Subversive version of demure & mindful. This idea came from one of my favorite Instagram accounts, esperborzoi. Borzois (and Subversive) are neither demure nor mindful! This piece fits best in our 5" x 7" frame.